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sleep by ST00PSMYASS on 05-15-2014
How many hours do you sleep each night?
I'm kinda a freak in the sleep department. I sleep no more than four hours a night. I got the idea from Thomas Edison, who invented artificial light.
Four hours of sleep is dangerous. It's unhealthy. What must you feel like all day?
It's like being tipsy or high. You're in a state of semi-unconsciousness constantly, and yet it's totally natural.
Wow. So this is your alternative to smoking pot or boozing it up on the clock?
Well, I do that too.
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