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 | I googled myself last night. There were like 20 hits. |  |
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 | I am afraid to google myself. I might learn something. |  |
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 | I want to get rid of my internet footprint now. I closed all my social network accounts. What else can I do? |  |
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 | Quit using the internet for starters. Change your name. Cancel all your credit cards. Move to a third world country. |  |
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 | I think they post name changes on municipal court sites though. Besides won't people eventually be able to find me by my new name? |  |
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 | Change it to Kim Kardashian. |  |
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