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 | Daddy, Ive joined the Marines, I'm going to fight the evil threat of global terrorism, aren't you at least a bit proud of me? | |
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| How the f**k did you pass the psychiatric testing at Fort Bragg. I cast you out and I never want to see you again........ | |
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| Hey Dude, lighten up, lately you've been developing a Messianic complex off the scale..... | |
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| Look, if you don't f*ck off now, I'll jam that rifle so far up your butt that you'll be able to pick your teeth with it. | |
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| ... sobbing... OK Dad, I'll go, but I only ever wanted you to tell me you loved me. Have a nice life. | |
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| Jesus Horatio Christ, how many times have I told you, I'm not your Dad, I'm not the fuc*ing Messiah, now why don't you f*ck off back to your even more lunatic mother, who claims she was a virgin giving birth to you................... | |
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