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 | I hate this period we are entering. |  |
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 | Spring? |  |
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 | No. I mean this sports period. I don't follow the NBA and I hate hockey. With this Polar Vortex I think Opening Day is going to be a disaster. So I'm feeling like I am kinda in a sports entertainment purgatory. |  |
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 | Take a sabbatical. That's what I do after the college basketball season. |  |
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 | Then what will I watch with quasi-attention every night and weekend? What will be my excuse to watch TV alone in my basement while sampling beers from my Beer Of The Month Club? |  |
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 | Five words my man. Porn. Porn. Porny porn, porn. |  |
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