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exchange rates by ST00PSMYASS on 03-04-2014
I met this guy online and we had our first date last night. He took me to my favorite restaurant, which was very nice of him, and then when the bill came he asks me to pay my half. Can you believe that?
You're dating the wrong men. You need someone like me in your life. Someone who will choose the restaurant, choose the wine, properly order the meal, and pick up the tab.
No kidding. Chivalry really is dead in the age of political correctness.
Of course, you will have to come through on your end afterward.
Excuse me? You think you can just buy my affections with a dinner at a nice restaurant? I'm worth a lot more than that.
Sweetie, I don't think you've taken note of the latest dating exchange rates. A nice dinner with a good looking man who can pay his and your bill, on the open market, is worth significantly more now than before online dating.
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