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 | I'm afraid to watch the Oscars. | |
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| Fear is not an emotion I associate with that activity. | |
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| What if Matthew McConaughey wins best actor? Do you see where I am going now? | |
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| What scares me about the Oscars is that all the people in that auditorium think they have a job. | |
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| They're artists. Artists serve a very important role in a free society. They help us understand our humanity. They hold up a mirror to life. | |
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| You do realize that Vin Diesel is an actor, right? | |
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