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 | I'm afraid to watch the Oscars. |  |
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 | Fear is not an emotion I associate with that activity. |  |
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 | What if Matthew McConaughey wins best actor? Do you see where I am going now? |  |
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 | What scares me about the Oscars is that all the people in that auditorium think they have a job. |  |
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 | They're artists. Artists serve a very important role in a free society. They help us understand our humanity. They hold up a mirror to life. |  |
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 | You do realize that Vin Diesel is an actor, right? |  |
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