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 | President Bush told the nation today that he will not run for a third term. | |
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| When told that the Constitution does not permit Presidents from serving more than 2 terms in the office, the President replied that he was simply stating the obvious. | |
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| In other news, The Vice President announced that he will no longer be shooting people. | |
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