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beggars by ST00PSMYASS on 02-11-2014
I think it's time for me to pull out of Apple.
You have Apple stock?
My dad left me 2,000 shares when he died. He invested in Apple on Day One.
So, you're a millionaire.
Wait. You're right. I guess I should celebrate, eh? Want to grab a nice dinner?
I was thinking hookers and blow. But, beggars can't be choosers.
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