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 | I know you're closing but my son needs to do a 50 page paper on the long legged spotted goose. | |
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| That's a coincidence! A woman just checked out all 307 of our books on that topic. Want to request some? | |
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| But I need them TONIGHT! | |
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| Do you have Internet at home? We happen to subscribe to the Every Animal Database! And LOOK! 7000 articles on the long legged spotted goose! | |
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| Ah, wait he's calling...oops he is dropping that, too much information to slog through. He wants books on the inventor of the clothespin... | |
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