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Salty Chihuahua by ST00PSMYASS on 01-21-2014
Wow. FIrst we're ranked the #1 Party School and now this -- Top Ten in college basketball. I bet admissions is over the moon!
So you think prospective students are mostly looking to see a basketball game and then get plastered?
You don't think the national press that comes with being considered a fun campus that also happens to be good at basketball will boost applications?
I'm all for being a good time Charly but I don't need to put that on my resume. I try to at least give the perception that I'm functional and socially acceptable.
But...you have 67 endorsements for "Bartending" and 10 for "Awesomeness" on your LinkedIn page.
Yeah. I make a killer Salty Chihuahua.
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