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| This guy is such a dick. Every Monday he tells us all about his supposed sexual conquests. This is really inappropriate! Won't this guy ever shut up?! | |
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| ...and then her friend walks in and she is STACKED, lemme tell ya! And then I sez to her "Yoh, baby, you should get 5 to 10 for that outfit - I mean, 5 to 10 minutes with me, that is! HOOyah!..." | |
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| You know, it's sad really. He tries to compensate for his lack of confidence with women by telling these outrageous stories that can't possibly be true. Honestly, I feel sorry for him... | |
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| ...and so the first broad is swinging from that trapeze and I've got the can of whipped cream in one hand and I'm trying to balance the video recorder with other... | |
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| Hey Bob, whatcha doing this Friday? We should hang out! | |
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