| Meet Elmer..a guy with a future, a man with a plan... |
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 | Hi, Elmer. We have received your Resume, it looks great, we need somebody just like you to make our staff complete. By the way, whats in that glass you are drinking from? | |
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| It's straight Vodka. And in my left hand are my balls. Funny how one hand feeds the other. Do I have the job, or what? | |
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| High self esteem, even a certain amount of "cocky-ness" can go far when you interview for a high paying job like this... |
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| I like you, Elmer. I play with my balls with my left hand as well. Means you are a team player. But our CEO wants to interview you first, and she is a psychotic b#tch. Be a "yes" man, tell her women make the best bosses, and you will be in. | |
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| I think I can deal with that whore just fine. (wink wink) | |
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| At this point, Elmer remained unemployed... |
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| Okay, Elmer...not to put you on the spot, but I like to record my interviews for future references. You don't object, do you? | |
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| Only if you don't reject me drinking Vodka and playing with my balls. And if you really want to see what I have to offer your Company, you should get down on all fours, and bark like a Goat while gratifying me. I'm just sayin'... | |
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