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 | Can't wait to eat turkey and stuffing on Thursday! |  |
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 | Yeah, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving. |  |
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 | Why? Some stupid PC reason? |  |
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 | PC? Hardly. I still ask for the stewardess on every flight. It's still mankind to me. Although I did describe an old girlfriend as hymenally challenged to my mother once, but mostly because she's a shiite Catholic. |  |
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 | So let me guess then. You're a vegetarian, hate parades with floats, and allergic to pumpkins. |  |
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 | Actually I just can't be with my entire family twice within a year, much less a month. |  |
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