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turkey days by ST00PSMYASS on 11-26-2013
Can't wait to eat turkey and stuffing on Thursday!
Yeah, I don't celebrate Thanksgiving.
Why? Some stupid PC reason?
PC? Hardly. I still ask for the stewardess on every flight. It's still mankind to me. Although I did describe an old girlfriend as hymenally challenged to my mother once, but mostly because she's a shiite Catholic.
So let me guess then. You're a vegetarian, hate parades with floats, and allergic to pumpkins.
Actually I just can't be with my entire family twice within a year, much less a month.
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