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tell mom by ST00PSMYASS on 11-14-2013
Finally, my client is willing to offer you $237.50 for your pain and suffering.
Your "client" got drunk and knocked over my custom teak bar that I had made in Thailand, and broke all but one bottle of my booze. Not to mention she opened my prized bottle of Chateau Margaux 1995. That alone is a $400 bottle of wine.
She understands the pain and suffering you must feel, so she would like to give you $237.50.
And what about my bar? My liquor inventory? My Margaux? The clean-up crew I hired? The resanding of the wood floors? What about all that?
She also would like you to accept her sincere apologies. Oh, and she wants to know if you will still be coming over for Thanksgiving dinner?
You can tell mom I have to think about it.
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