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candle wax seal by ST00PSMYASS on 11-12-2013
Hey, I don't think we are going to get that project done by end of day. Can you stay late?
No, sorry. We are having the family photo taken for this year's Christmas card.
Nothing confirms that you are the perfect family better than the professional family Christmas card. I can hear the photographer now, "Smile and act like you just had the best year of your life!"
No. That's not it at all. We're just trying to stay in touch and we might as well put our best foot forward in doing so. I mean, what do you do?
I send out a personally handwritten letter to each and every person who has touched me since childhood. Then I place it in a homemade envelope and close it with candle wax seal I make out of a piece of African mahogany wood.
Wow. so for you, nothing says Christmas better than an elaborate lie to a colleague.
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