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gender by ST00PSMYASS on 11-08-2013
Why do men haze each other?
Because we're unwilling to crawl outside of our narrowly conceived notions of masculinity out of fear that it might mean we're no better than you.
But men are no better than women. Women live longer. We have a higher pain tolerance. Women score higher on standardized tests. I mean, I could go on. The bottom line is the evidence of our superiority is without question.
But you can't beat us up.
No. In most cases we cannot beat you up.
Ha! By the way, I could use a back rub.
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