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| Because we're unwilling to crawl outside of our narrowly conceived notions of masculinity out of fear that it might mean we're no better than you. | |
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| But men are no better than women. Women live longer. We have a higher pain tolerance. Women score higher on standardized tests. I mean, I could go on. The bottom line is the evidence of our superiority is without question. | |
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| But you can't beat us up. | |
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| No. In most cases we cannot beat you up. | |
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| Ha! By the way, I could use a back rub. | |
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