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| I saw that. But he blamed it on being in a drunken stupor. | |
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| Uh, yeah. That's how it works. You start with a cough drop. That leads to an Irish Coffee. Then you're in a drunken stupor smoking crack cocaine. | |
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| I loved getting drunk on cough drops when I was a kid. Sucrets were my favorite. They were like pure alcohol by volume. | |
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| What is your over-the-counter drug of choice now? | |
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| Reese's. | |
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