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 | Q. Why do women have small feet? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink |  |
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 | Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to. |  |
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 | Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear? A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called #&@! scrapes. |  |
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