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| No sh#t. I should have turned it off after the National Anthem. | |
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| It was like a Bataan Death March with pigskin. | |
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| Every second that went by felt like a bayonet poke to my scrotum. By the second half I was just a bloody ball sack waiting for the final act of castration. | |
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| I felt like the husband in that movie "Amour." And in the middle of the 4th quarter I smothered my interest in this football program. | |
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| Can you imagine what Jack Kevorkian, were he still alive and assisting in suicides, could do with a tape of that game? | |
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