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 | Like a good neighbor State Farm is there. |  |
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 | My neighbors are completely unreliable and might even be meth dealers. |  |
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 | Like a good relative State Farm is there. |  |
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 | My relatives are all losers who constantly call me for loans if not outright ask me to just give them money. |  |
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 | Sir, I have at least three other appointments across town. Can you please just say "...with a hot tub"? |  |
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 | Dude. I already have two hot tubs. |  |
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