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ikea by ST00PSMYASS on 10-29-2013
I'm thinking of growing a beard. Do you think women will be repelled by it?
Use the beard as a filter. Because you shouldn't be dating any woman who dislikes facial hair in the first place.
I really just want to save money on shaving. Those Gillette Fusion razor cartridges are like $25 a pack.
No. You have to want a beard. This cannot be a default position. Otherwise you lose all the manliness points.
You don't have a beard. Your face is as smooth as a baby's bottom. How do you earn your manliness points?
I tip over 20% and can assemble IKEA furniture.
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