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bib by ST00PSMYASS on 10-29-2013
My wife got me a turtleneck sweater for my birthday. Is it okay for a man to wear a turtleneck anymore?
The turtleneck is one of the manliest pieces of clothing you can wear.
But I actually look like a turtle when I wear one.
Hemingway wore a gray wool cable knit turtleneck all the time. Hemingway also survived five wars, two plane crashes, and a lion attack. So put two and two together there buddy boy.
Is it a problem that the turtleneck my wife got me is light green cashmere with a monogram?
No. Just make sure you wear a bib when you eat in that.
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