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gallstone by ST00PSMYASS on 10-28-2013
I went to see Madam Crystal to see if the Hawks will beat Wisconsin.
I like your spunk. But, how is a hooker going to answer that question?
No, Madam Crystal is an astrologer.
The answer my friend is not in the stars or the heavens. It's in math and science.
She said the Hawkeyes will win if the moon is in the 7th House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars. Oh, and that I might need gallstone surgery.
I'd get a second opinion.
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