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 | I went to see Madam Crystal to see if the Hawks will beat Wisconsin. |  |
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 | I like your spunk. But, how is a hooker going to answer that question? |  |
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 | No, Madam Crystal is an astrologer. |  |
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 | The answer my friend is not in the stars or the heavens. It's in math and science. |  |
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 | She said the Hawkeyes will win if the moon is in the 7th House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars. Oh, and that I might need gallstone surgery. |  |
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 | I'd get a second opinion. |  |
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