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fart by ST00PSMYASS on 10-24-2013
I just started dating this woman. How long before I can fart in front of her?
Four weeks is conventional wisdom, but I done it on the second date and lived to see another date.
Janice in billing said a month. So that must be it though, right?
Something tells me Janice probably smells like a sulfur mine. She's not to be trusted.
I've been pretty lucky so far. My old girlfriend's farts smelled like honey.
When I was a kid my mom told me a fart was a wish your butt makes.
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