| Scene: Dick an employee working at a top secret chemical weapons facility, is wondering about the new office paint scheme. Much to his bosses annoyance. |
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 | Sir, my office has been painted blue whilst I had a morning coffee break? ....................................... You say It hasn't been painted? Then tell me why it's blue then sir? ................................... Certainly not! I'm not on any drugs Sir!......... | |
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| No sooner did Dick say that he wasn't on drugs, the walls of his office all of a sudden turned purple. However, Dick was now too afraid to tell his boss of the new developments in case he lost his job. |
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| I know it's a bit strange sir I am at a loss to expain it sir ................... erm! perhaps I've had a bit too much sugar or something? That new office chick left me a bowl of M&M's on my desk and I couldn't help diving right in. | |
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| It was then the penny dropped with Dicks boss! This enraged him even further. "You stupid idiot Dick" he said. "Those were not real M&M's, they were a sample sent for you to evaluate the marketability of our new top-secret camoflaged LSD pills. They were designed to confuse our enemies and make them give up" |
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| Does this mean I am hallucinating sir? .................................. Only that new chick has just walked into my office again sir, and she's not looking to good.. | |
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| Cheep cheep! | |
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