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| I'm on the phone, you #ssh#le. | |
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| At Fort Benning, in Atlanta, Georgia |
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| This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must masturbate my rifle as I must masturbate my self. My rifle without me is useless, and on those cold.. lonely nights.. I am useless. | |
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| LT. HARRIS! | |
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| YES SIR?! | |
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| YOU SUCK AT BEING A MARINE, b#tch! | |
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