| Bless me father for I have sinned. |
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 | Father, I need to confess that I have played fast and loose with my marriage vows...... | |
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| Dear God, you have broken the 7th commandment. You do realise it is also illegal in Pennsylvania, Austria and Taiwan...... it is a very serious sin and I may have to approach the vatican on your behalf. | |
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| It wasn't physical, Father, more an internet kind of thing/fling........ |
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| I never actually made frantic love with the guy I got besotted by on the internet, although we did indulge in some very steamy and satisfying cyber and fone sex. | |
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| Sweet suffering Jesus, I'm struggling to think of a suitable penance, you may have to accompany me back to the sacristy so I can consult my theological literature. | |
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| Father, I would do anything to clear my conscience..... |
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| Actually, I'm just doing this as a bit of insurance in case all the twaddle my mother beat into me was right......... | |
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| God, what a whore.... woohoo, can't wait to get my cassock off and show her the true meaning of the missionary position!! | |
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