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 | Ho Ya Mama reporting about a tradegy tha thas happened in our local town. Wikey, the town mascot has misteriously vanished into thin air! | |
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| Winkey's owner is here right now. What happened, what caused this atrocity? | |
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| *sniffle* Well I was masterbating and practicing my Auro-Erotic Asphyctiation when I slipped and fell into some cold water and..well.. HE JUST DISSAPEARED! *sob* | |
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| I'm gonna miss hugging that little guy. *sob* Give me a hug! | |
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| *schwing* There he is! *squirt* | |
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