| Coach pulled me aside today |
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| Why did you pat me on the bottom over there? | |
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| Took me down to the river, kicked my ass, told me about the power and the glory |
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| I wanted to wish you good job on that Pritchard Account. | |
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| So you touch me inappropriately in front of all the ladies in the office? | |
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| Pumped my ass like a flat tire. |
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| You sports fans are a buncha fruit booters. How about you go back to neglecting your wife and poisoning your scarred liver with Cheetey thins and turdwiser. Asspony. | |
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