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self sabotage by ST00PSMYASS on 10-08-2013
You know you're having a dream, right?
I figured as much since I'm talking to myself at Stonehenge while drinking a Gimlet.
Since we're dreaming I should probably tell you...your mother is disappointed you never became a doctor.
Really? We'll I'm disappointed she didn't let me ride the Tornado at Adventureland when I was in 3rd grade.
Do you think that's fair? Instead of becoming a doctor you're a middle manager at a soon to be out of business paper supply company.
Payback's a b#tch, eh Bucko? Now get me another Gimlet.
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