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 | I heard this incredible story of survival on NPR this morning. |  |
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 | So you're "the" person in America that listens to NPR. |  |
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 | Excuse me. NPR is quite popular and the quality of the programming is not to be believed. |  |
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 | Oh, I believe it. A radio station for people who could overthink a grilled cheese sandwich. It should be called JOR, Jerk Off Radio. |  |
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 | Well, if it was you'd be the target audience Mr. Sports-Illustrated-Swimsuit-Issue-In-The-Mens-Room. |  |
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 | Well, it's that or the break room. I'm not a total lowlife. |  |
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