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balls by ST00PSMYASS on 09-29-2013
You know coming into the season I had wet dreams about spread principles used in tandem with a power zone blocking run game.
Wait. What?
Like a couple of months ago I dreamed Iowa was running the Air Raid offense but with a 250 lbs. running back named Magnus who was a bastard on a swing pass out of the backfield.
Jesus. Can we trade? My dreams usually involve my teeth falling out or me sitting butt naked in the stands at a sold out Kinnick.
I've had that dream of you naked at Kinnick. It usually ends with me calling security.
Next time I would prefer it if you would just literally kick me in the balls.
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