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death by ST00PSMYASS on 09-29-2013
I got engaged over the weekend.
I didn't realize you were even dating anyone.
Yeah, I met the man of my dreams in Minneapolis. Over the weekend.
Oh. That seems...rash. You do realize that 50% of all marriages end in divorce?
What ends the other 50%?
Death.
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