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Good Morning News by juster1985 on 09-27-2013
Good Morning News
Citizens of this rather fair and timeless city, it is with great shame that I and the rest of the Good Morning News crew am to inform you of an impending crisis. A farmer in a strange little town has crafted flesh eating chicken, however the chicken can also wield a gun
That's right folks, a gun wielding chicken. If you have never seen a gun wielding chicken the news team would happily display one for your viewing pleasure, however we also lack a photograph of an authentic flesh eating gun toting chicken.
Our advice for those of you who are currently phoning in, please stop contacting the station. My co-worker is talking with his blind and stoned mother, telling her he loves her dearly, same as all of you should be doing.
If you do encounter this murderous chicken, fire first. Or offer yourself as a living sacrifice. We have vowed to always stay on the air even in light of a social disaster, so I leave you with a pre-recorded segment featuring two harmless animals that will indeed bring back fonder memories of a better time.
Bro, I think I understand the meaning of White Rabbit.
I could really go for Funyans.
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