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 | Beautiful woman walks into a bar. Two guys - best friends - see her at the same time and go, "Oooooohhhh." What happens next? |  |
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 | She's hands off, right? |  |
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 | No. Are you nuts? They say, "may the best man win." |  |
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 | If that happened with two women, some hot guy walks into the bar and they both find him attractive... they would just agree to ignore him. Preserve the friendship. |  |
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 | The two guys are thinking, better her with one of us, then these other losers. |  |
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 | Now I totally get being gay. |  |
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