| That morning in the beautiful, sleepy college town of Fakestown.... |
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 | This is Margaret May reporting live at the campus where all the ducks have mysteriously left the pond! | |
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| Slow news day... | |
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| Officer! Would you care to comment on the situation? | |
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| Not really. | |
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| What do you think about what happened in the college this morning? | |
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| It really isn't my place to say. I never cared for the ducks on campus. | |
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