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cook rat final by ST00PSMYASS on 09-22-2013
So how exactly did you get into the lobster business. It seems fascinating.
I-a cook-a lobster.
Oh, so you just cook them. My neighbor hates lobster but he's just a redneck carnivore.
I-a cook-a lobster.
Can you believe he calls lobsters "ocean rats?" The unsophisticated rube -- he's too much of a simpleton to appreciate the culinary refinement of a lobster.
I-a cook-a rat, too-a.
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