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 | Do you have any backstage passes for tomorrow? |  |
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 | It's a football game sweetie, not a Kiss concert. |  |
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 | I was hoping to meet that hot young coach from the other team. |  |
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 | Hold on there Demi Moore. That guy's a teenager compared to us. He'd need parental consent just to give you an autograph. |  |
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 | He's quite handsome. I wouldn't mind rowing his boat gently down a stream. |  |
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 | Thanks for planting that lovely image of you singing a lullaby to PJ Fleck in my head. |  |
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