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 | So Father, there's a rumor going around that you're a ParishHok. Is this true? |  |
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 | My son, God does not choose sides. |  |
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 | Okay. Then how do you explain that "clown" sermon on Sunday? I've read the Bible, there's no mention of any clowns in there. |  |
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 | Well, one of the earliest stories in Genesis speaks of God's gift of joy and laughter. I was merely drawing attention to... |  |
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 | And the church bulletin says we're painting the pews Black and Gold and the bathrooms...pink? |  |
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 | Well, God does like the Kinnick color scheme. |  |
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