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| No, but I saw the manslaughter the Hawks committed during the game. | |
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| Yeah, someone apparently stole some of the personal belonging of some players and coaches. | |
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| Probably Pollard. They're on the hook for $2 million for this Rhoads guy for the next 10 years! Maybe he thinks he can fence some Hawkeye swag to help cover the bill. | |
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| Paying $2 million for that dude is only exceeded in stupidity by the $14 I paid for a toothbrush at the Hotel Vetro mini shop. | |
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| At least your $14 got the bad taste out of your mouth. | |
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