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 | My dick is probably bigger than the Eiffel Tower. | |
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| I would doubt that considering what your wife told me last night. | |
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| Hello dear, have you been sleeping with my co-worker? [Wife: Why of course not, what made you think of such a thing? Oh sorry that's the "pizza man" at the door, I have to go now so I'll see you home in a few hours.] | |
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| Get off the phone Dick, we need to get back to work and have that child rape allegation case against your grandfather sorted. | |
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| Hey baby, that was my husband on the phone. Now. where were we? Oh yes...what do you say we go have some steamy hot anal sex in that temple? | |
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| The 3-incher? Anyways, sure honey.. I'll go grab the lube and Bicardi in just a minute. | |
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