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the truth comes out by wolfman on 10-11-2005
Rosana Rosana Danna reporting live with the Wolfman. Mister wolfman, how do you feel about the retaliation attempts by Rogue and madfrank?
Well, Rosana Rosana Dana, I should say first of all that when you are in a battle of wits you should come fully armed. I have cannons and rogue and madfrank are amred with pea shooters. If brains were explosive they wouldn't have enough to blow a paper hat from their heads.
Rogue actually anounced your death and said it was due to chronic masturbation, and madfrank says he kicked you in the face and that you wear your Mother's clothes.
I know Rosana Rosana Danna but you have to understand that they are both disturbed people with inferiority complexes, well deserved I might add.
How do you respond to those accusations?
Well when I die they will find my body outside of some jealous husband's house, not anywhere near the Golden Gate Bridge. As for the masturbation stuff, we all know rogue is into kiddie porn and masturbates in front of his computer nightly. What a mess that makes. And madfrank can't even punctuate properly so who is he to judge? As for kicking me in the face, we all know he couldn't do that without standing on a ladder. And it was his mother's clothing I was wearing. I stained my suit while having sex with her and she lent me a bath robe. It was one of my most favorite conquests. I did have to put the bag over her head but otherwise she was good. She gave me a sweater for Christmas but I would have preferred a moaner.
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