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 | We go now to Donna Givash#tt for a special report on the beating of a transvestite comic-basher. | |
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| Thanks, Wally. The body of would-be comic-basher Wolfman was found today under the Golden Gate Bridge with evidence of chronic masturbation being leading factor in his death. His teeth were missing, but later found embedded in the Nike Shox of MadFrank. | |
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| In a related story, scientist deciphered the ancient mystery of Stonehenge. The message decoded into "Suckage Thy Ass Man Of Wolf" - it is unclear if relatives of Wolfman were also unliked in primitive times. But no one cares. Back to you Wally. | |
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