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| LISTEN OK, I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL. I DO NOT WANT TO SHAKE YOUR HAND JUST BECAUSE TO FEEL THE WARMTH OF ANOTHER MAN. I ALSO DID NOT JACK OFF INTO MY HAND, IT'S SEMEN FREEE I SWEAR OK OK OK AM I UNDERSTOOD PLEASE BELIEVE ME. | |
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| It's actually just because I'm holding a glass of punch right now for no apparent reason. | |
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