Witty Comics
Hello make a comic | login | join | faq | puzzle newsletter | make friends | draw pictures

Weekend Update #2 by stoneface on 06-09-2006
Report: Katie Holmes Loves New Scientology Kool Aid
Sources close to Katie Holmes told reporters that the new Hollywood phenom really enjoys the taste of the special Scientology Kool Aid. The elixir only available to incoming members of the select club, is a special mixture that is administered upon arrival at a new member's first meeting.
Physicians went on to say that the effects of the first glass can take upwards of ten years to leave the body, however, subjects can regain consciousness as was the case in Nicole Kidman.
vote: votevotevotevotevote | login to vote | log in to flag this comic as inappropriate
View this comic as XML | printer friendly
<< The Guy More Comics >>