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 | Yeah, honey it's cloudy as HELL out today. I'm calling in sick. |  |
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Carnie Wilson hit me in the mouth with a wrench at the Pinewood Derby. |
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 | Hey Bossy, it's me ShinShin. I'm not coming in today. |  |
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 | I have a highly contagious rash around my genitals. |  |
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 | You is one LAZY bastard. |  |
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