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 | Why do I always do this? There must be interesting people here, but I end up with the most boring person at the conference? | |
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| And then when I won the Outstanding Account Representative Award AGAIN, I was all like "Seriously, you should let someone else win for once!" Ha ha! | |
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| And yet I'm going to let him get me drunk, take me to his hotel room and we'll have brief and disappointing sex. | |
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| But enough about me. You know, you never see hot women like you at these conferences. Except for the hookers! Ha ha! Just kidding. | |
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| But still, the look on his face when the demons burst forth to rend his soul will make it all worthwhile. | |
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| Seriously, you should come see my suite. It's really SWEET! Ha! Get it? | |
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