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Weekend Update by snlkal21 on 06-09-2006
Paul McCartney Reportedly To Pay 4 Million Dollars To Heather Mills For Each Time They Had Sex
Sources close to rock legend Paul McCartney claim the former Beatle has agreed to pay his estranged wife, Heather Mills, nearly 380 million dollars to terminate their nearly 4 year marriage.
McCartney is reportedly pleased with the agreement and he privately claims "it could have been worse." He also went on to say that he has no further plans to ever marry again but will consider taking up residence in Amsterdam's Red Light District.
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