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| On World News Today, Tom Heckler was seen jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge in attempted suicide. | |
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| And... action! | |
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Back at the White House... |
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| Suicidal?! I'd say "psychopathic!" Or, in other words, "Crazy psychopathic male." | |
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| Anyone with info about this suicidal male should call (859) 0660 | |
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| Now to Paul Bunyon with Sports. | |
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| Cut! | |
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