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| Thanks, Father. I've never won anything before in my life. I'm really excited. | |
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| Mr. "B" is the perfect gentemen when speaking to the good Father. |
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| Might I remind you, my son, that the Bible mandates a 10% tithe to the Church, and this before you go to Disney World. Please keep this in mind and give it serious consideration. | |
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| The Church? Disney World? Hmmm, well , yes, I will give it serious consideration. Serious consideration. | |
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| Bear in mind, Mr. "B", this type donation would guarantee an easy transition of your soul to heaven when the end comes. And that is so important. The Church will love you for this. And as a fine liberal, I know that is what you want? | |
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| f#*k you and the Church, Father. What I want as a liberal is a Rolex watch, tailor made suits and shirts, 40 pair of alligator shoes and any and everything money will buy. Rather than tithe 10% to the Church, I'll become a Rush Limbaugh conservative. | |
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